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Name a ‘litter box’ after your ex this Valentines Day thanks to charity initiative

If youre not in the loving mood this Valentines Day then various charities and organisations are offering revenge-themed gifts for your ex.�

As February 14 rolls around each year, around 1 billion Valentine’s Day cards are sent to spouses, partners, boyfriends, and girlfriends across the world. But not everyone is, nor wants to be, in a relationship for the holiday. In that spirit, why not name a kitty litter tray after your ex instead?

Woman cleaning cat litter box
Close up of woman cleaning cat litter box at home. Credit: Cris Cant�n

The perfect present does exist

The Valentines Day business is booming in 2024, with chocolates, flowers, and cards still reigning supreme as the most sought-after presents.�

For the singles out there, Valentines Day can still be enjoyable beyond the discounted chocolate and luxury bath bombs on February 15. From naming a cockroach after your ex-partner, to the many fast food restaurants offering promotions, there is something for everyone to enjoy.�

Enter The Animal Charity of Ohio, where for just $15 will write the name of your ex in a little box. These will then be used by the animals, with photos being posted to their Facebook account for some extra gratification.�

Customers seem keen on the idea, with most looping in their friends and suggesting exes to humiliate on social media.

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Tagging her friend, one scorned singleton wrote: Twila Dyson I think between me and you theyd run out of litter boxes!

Done! Worth it And it’s a great cause! another person said, while a third added, Are you only putting first names or first and last? This ought to be good if last names are permitted.

The Rhode Island Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has a similar promotion running. 

Other revenge ideas for your ex this Valentine’s Day

Berkeley Animal Center in Moncks Corner, South Carolina, is offering customers the chance to name a dog or cat after their ex for a $50 donation. This animal will then be neutered or spayed, making it the perfect gift or tribute to that cheating ex.�

They announced the promotion on Facebook earlier this month, with social media users jumping at the chance to get their own back. 

Will The Animals Be Posted With Said Name? Wording How Many Duplicate Names We’ll See lol, one person joked, as another said, For a hundred can you neuter our actual ex??

Portrait of vet holding dog on table in veterinary surgery
Credit: Monty Rakusen

The Nebraska Humane Society in Omaha, Nebraska, is taking their Valentines Day gift idea to the next level, offering the chance to have your ex’s name on poop bags. For $15, you get one name, and for $30 you get two. If you really want to splash the cash, then you can donate $100 for unlimited names on a massive trash bag.�

In a promotion known as love bites, Missouris St. Louis Aquarium will name food after your ex and then feed it to various animals. For $5 you get a vegetable, $10 a mealworm, and $25 for a cricket. You even get a video of the critter being gobbled up.�