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Lawyer shares her top revenge ideas that probably wont land you in jail
For those of you wishing to get back at a former partner or jilted friend, a lawyer has offered a series of revenge ideas that she said “probably” won’t land you behind bars.
Relationships are difficult and with each passing year, they only become more complicated with new jargon, trends, and dating apps. While counselors and therapists are constantly offering advice, like why that guy is not texting you back, a large number of relationships end in a nasty breakup.
Revenge ideas that are not totally illegal
Ishpal Sidhu (@whattheish) is a comedian and lawyer with 82k followers on TikTok, where she often posts law-related content with a funny twist.
Recently, the lawyer made some social media ways after revealing her revenge ideas. In a later clip, she was forced to reiterate how they were not serious suggestions, only jokes.
First up, she highlighted how customers can purchase hissing cockroaches from Amazon in quantities of 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, and 50. As Amazon never includes receipts in their packages, Ishpal said your ex would have no idea who it was from.
In the next video, and after some “psycho” suggestions from her followers, Ishpal revealed that you can order 1,000 loose crickets from Amazon. When you take into account the fact that the victim would be unaware of the package’s contents, this revenge idea is particularly cruel.
For those of you looking for a scarier revenge idea, some TikTokers suggested ordering your ex a camel spider. For those of you unaware, camel spiders are the “stuff of nightmares” with hairy legs and enormous pincers.
In the latest addition to the series, which was glitter-themed, Ishpal dialed up the glamor with sparkly revenge ideas. She said these work particularly well on macho guys who will lose their minds over the mass amounts of glitter that is practically impossible to clean up.
The most popular was a glitter bomb, which is allegedly available to order from a number of reputable companies like Amazon. Colors and sizes can be chosen, making it a highly individual revenge idea.
The Internet needs therapy
Though the comedian’s revenge ideas were not completely serious, many TikTok users detailed their own revenge ideas that they had implemented with former partners.
“You can buy keys in bulk and attach key tags with his phone number and drop them all over town. he will be bombarded with calls saying found your keys,” one person said.
“I put a fermented fish inside his car once and he couldnt find it for months,” another laughed, while a third revealed, “Is logging into his Gmail without him knowing and deleting important emails illegal? Ive been worrying about this for a couple of days now.”
