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Americans try to guess the meanings of 20 obscure British words and phrases

While Americans and British people both speak English, there are certain words and phrases that are exclusive to each country and to test peoples knowledge, The Focus asked a group of Americans to try and guess the meanings behind some British slang words.

Brits use of the words crisps and chips when referring to potato chips and French fries is already well-known, so weve attempted to pick out some slightly more obscure words when quizzing our assembled group of Americans.

In order to help our volunteers in their efforts to guess the selection of words and phrases, we included a brief sentence to add a small amount of context, such as whether the word relates a person or if its an adjective used to describe something.

Below youll see our introductory phrase followed by the list of guesses from our test group, with the true definition of the word or phrase coming after.

1. Tosh

If something is ‘tosh’ it is… Cool / Tacky (opposite of posh) / If “trash” and “posh” were combined, it would mean something is trash that is posh.

Actual meaning: Refers to something that is silly or nonsensical.

Example: Paul talks a load of tosh, doesnt he?

2. Chuffed

If someone is chuffed they are& annoyed / angry

Actual meaning: Feeling delighted or satisfied.

Example: Paul was chuffed that his team won the game.

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3. Gormless

If someone is ‘gormless’ they are… Squeamish / Gutless / Not making sense, clueless

Actual meaning: Used to describe someone lacking intelligence.

Example: Pauls a bit gormless, isnt he?

4. Ankle-biters

If someone is an ‘ankle-biter’ they are… A pain / Annoying little kid / Someone who tries to get ahead / Attention-seekers

Actual meaning: Used to describe a young child.

Example: Im just going to pick the ankle-biters up from school.

5. Know Your Onions

If someone ‘knows their onions’ they are… Smart / Knowledgeable, well-versed, really smart (know all the layers) / Aware of what goes around them, they understand each layer of a situation

Actual meaning: A person who is knowledgeable about a particular topic. Turns out this was a pretty easy one to guess for our American volunteers.

Example: Paul really knows his onions when it comes to movies.

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6. Chin wag

If someone is having a chin wag they are& Having a good time / Confused / Having a conversation / Meeting like good friends

Actual meaning: Having a conversation with someone, usually with a close friend.

Example: Lets meet at the caf� and have a good old chin wig.

7. Knackered

If someone is ‘knackered’ they are… Tired / Drunk / Tired or just spent / Exhausted beyond words

Actual meaning: Extremely tired or exhausted

Example: Im absolutely knackered after work today.

8. Collywobbles

If someone has the collywobbles they are& Feeling under the weather / Unsteady / Not feeling well

Actual meaning: Used to describe feeling anxious or nervous, sometimes to the point where it causes stomach pain.

Example: The thought of going to the dentist is giving me the collywobbles.

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9. Minted

If someone is minted they are& Accepted / Good or perfect feeling / Older / Rich

Actual meaning: Used to describe someone who is very wealthy.

Example: Jeff Bezos must be absolutely minted.

10. Donkeys Years

If someone says ‘It’s been donkeys years they mean& A long time / Long time

Actual meaning: Its been a long time. Another phrase our volunteers guessed easily. The term is believed to be derived from rhyming slang for donkeys ears which are long and sound like years.

Example: Its been donkeys years since I last saw you.

11. Yonks

If someone says ‘It’s been yonks they mean& A long time / They have lost their mind / Bonkers, crazy / Sounds similar to Yank – so maybe doing something that they perceive as a dumb American thing

Actual meaning: Its been a long time. Believed to be a shortening of Donkeys years.

Example: Its been yonks since I saw that film.

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12. Doddle

If something is a doddle is it& Someone who takes their time / Wasting time

Actual meaning: An activity that is quick and easy.

Example: Painting the shed will be a doddle.

13. Dog’s dinner

If something is the dogs dinner it is& Horrible / Diner-like (like American “Waffle Houses”) / Terrible food

Actual meaning: An action that has been poorly performed with messy results. Also referred to as ‘the dog’s breakfast.’

Example: Paul made a real dogs dinner of painting the shed.

14. Bairn

If someone is a bairn they are& Stubborn / A baby / Something to do with women, because women can be barren

Actual meaning: A child. Primarily heard in Scotland but also used in some areas of Northern England as well.

Example: Aw, look at the wee bairn, arent they adorable.

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15. Codswallop

If something is codswallop it is& Finished / Silly, stupid, a joke / News that is hard to digest

Actual meaning: Used to describe something silly or nonsensical.

Example: That politician talks a load of codswallop.

16. Dropped a clanger

If someone has dropped a clanger they have& Told something big / Dropping some big news / Dropped a good song

Actual meaning: Made an embarrassing mistake. Thought to be derived from the sound of a dropped metal object. For example, a chef dropping a metal pan.

Example: Paul really dropped a clanger in the meeting last week.

17. Naff

If something is naff it is& Insignificant / Sweet / Bad

Actual meaning: Something that is tacky, lacking in taste or generally not very good.

Example: The new England football kit is a bit naff.

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18. Wally

If someone is a wally they are& Unsure / Always lost – like Wheres Waldo / Dull

Actual meaning: A silly or inept person

Example: Pauls a real wally, isnt he?

19. Its Brass Monkeys Out

If someone says Its brass monkeys out theyre saying& Its a sunny day / Storming or hailing / A team is all in

Actual meaning: The weather is cold. Derived from a traditional phrase used in the Navy, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey,” referring to a brass structure where cannon balls would be stacked.

20. Hole in the Wall

If someone says theyre ‘going to the hole in the wall they are& Grabbing some food / Going to a dive bar – smaller, dumpy drinking establishment

Actual meaning: A name given to an ATM, specifically one built into the exterior wall of a bank or supermarket. This is a bit of an older term as youre more likely to hear people say cash machine now.

Example: Wait there, I just need to get some money from the hole in the wall.

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Wed like to thank Michelle Mintz – founder and CEO of Baby Blooming Moments, Jessica Plonchak – executive clinical director at ChoicePoint, and PR strategist Stacey Dillon and the team at PRP Group for taking part and offering up their guesses.