81 chat-up lines from ChatGPT that prove you shouldn’t use AI this Valentine’s Day

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By Kieran Galpin

2 February 2024

With Valentines Day right around the corner, you might want to brush up on your game and wield some killer chat-up lines generated by ChatGPT.

Chat-up lines are the marmite of the dating world, some people love them and some people want to run for the hills when they hear one. Regardless of your opinion, they are alive and well and getting cringier with each year. 

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To further explore the topic, Manyspins.com surveyed 4,320 people to uncover their views on chat-up lines. Shockingly, they found that 86% of participants enjoyed having pick-up lines used on them. But be warned, as 92% of participants said chat-up lines can put them off someone if its the wrong kind. 

In 2022, ChatGPT sprung onto the internet with surprising popularity. While the site divided users, millions have found unique ways of using it to better their lives. 

This article demonstrates why you should not be using ChatGPT to hone your dating craft this Valentines Day. As youll see, the suggestions get steadily less appealing, so its best to rely on actual humans for relationship advice, and not artificial intelligence. 

ChatGPT’s finest chat-up lines:

• Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your smile.
• If you were a star, you’d outshine the entire galaxy.
• Are you a magician? Because every time you speak, you cast a spell on me.
• If you were a book, you’d be a thrilling novel that I can’t put down.
• Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for and more.
• Are you a scientist? Because you’ve just discovered the formula for my heart.
• If beauty were time, you’d be an eternal sunset.
• Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
• Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
• If you were a movie, you’d be a blockbuster in the story of my life.
• Are you a rainbow? Because you add color to my world.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just tripped and fell for you.
• If you were a superhero, you’d be my personal Wonder Woman/Man.
• Are you a puzzle piece? Because you complete the picture of my happiness.
• Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are jealous of your sparkle.
• If you were a song, you’d be the melody that plays in my heart.
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your future.

You won’t get a date with these ChatGPT lines

• Are you a traffic light? Because every time I see you, I stop and stare.
• If you were a cat, you’d be purr-fection, unlike any other.
• Are you a chef? Because you’ve just added a dash of spice to my life.
• Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
• If you were a flower, you’d be a rare and exquisite bloom.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I can’t repay it.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a pineapple  fineapple, that is.
• Are you an artist? Because every moment with you is a masterpiece.
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this fiery?
• If you were a dessert, you’d be the sweetest part of my day.
• Are you a meteor? Because you just crashed into my world.
• Excuse me, but I think you owe me a map. I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• If you were a coffee bean, you’d be an espresso  short, strong, and irresistible.
• Are you a raindrop? Because you’re falling for me.
• Do you have a pencil? Because I want to sketch a future with you.

• If you were a novel, you’d be a bestseller on the shelf of my heart.
• Are you a gardener? Because you’ve just planted the seed of love in my heart.
• Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are dim compared to your glow.
• If you were a pizza topping, you’d be the one I’d pick every time.
• Are you a magician? Because your smile just made everyone else disappear.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell in love with you, and it hurts.
• If you were a cloud, you’d be the one that floats through my dreams.
• Are you a scientist? Because you’ve conducted an experiment on my heart.
• Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY HEART!
• If you were a gem, you’d be the rarest and most precious one.
• Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in the maze of your thoughts.
• If you were a snowflake, you’d be one of a kind.
• Are you a book? Because I want to read every chapter of your life.
• Excuse me, but I think you owe me a star. When I look at you, I see one missing from the sky.

Why are so many chat-up lines related to directions?

• Excuse me, do you have a compass? Because you’ve just pointed my heart in the right direction.
• If you were a constellation, you’d create a whole new galaxy in my universe.
• Are you a sorcerer? Because with your presence, you enchant everything around.
• If you were a poem, you’d be the verses that linger in my mind.
• Is your name Yahoo? Because you answer all my questions and make my heart search no more.
• Are you an inventor? Because meeting you feels like discovering something groundbreaking.
• If time were measured in smiles, you’d be the perpetual sunset of joy.
• Are you a novel? Because the chapters of your personality are captivating.
• Excuse me, but I think you owe me a toast. When I met you, my heart raised its glass.
• If life were a film, you’d be the captivating plot twist I never saw coming.
• Excuse me, are you a compass? Because I’m drawn to your magnetic personality.
• If you were a moon, you’d illuminate my night even in the darkest times.
• Are you a wizard? Because every word you say feels like a magical incantation.
• If you were a novel, you’d be an adventurous saga that keeps me on my toes.
• Is your name LinkedIn? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been professionally looking for.
• Are you an alchemist? Because meeting you feels like turning lead into gold.
• If time were a canvas, you’d be a timeless masterpiece painted in vibrant hues.
• Are you a thesaurus? Because you add a wealth of expressions to my world.

• Excuse me, but I think you owe me a snack. When I looked at you, I dropped my jaw.
• If you were a film genre, you’d be a romantic comedy, making every moment delightful.
• Are you a double rainbow? Because you bring twice the joy and wonder into my life.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just stumbled upon your charm, and it’s irresistible.
• If you were a superhero, you’d be my personal Guardian of Heart.
• Are you a missing puzzle piece? Because finding you completes the joy in my life.
• Excuse me, but I think the constellations tonight are applauding your radiance.
• If you were a melody, you’d be the sweetest tune that resonates in my heart.
• Do you have a magnifying glass? Because I can see my future clearly reflected in your eyes.
• Are you a green light? Because meeting you signals the start of something amazing.
• If you were a feline, you’d be the cat’s meow, standing out in a league of your own.
• Are you a gourmet chef? Because meeting you feels like savoring the most exquisite flavors of life.