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Words like felony and cigarette can be turned into cute baby names

A TikTok hilariously suggested the ways that every day redneck words could be turned into adorable baby names.�

If youre expecting in the near future and are stuck on what to name your little tot, then a recent viral TikTok might have answered your prayers. Just be aware that some of the suggestions are a little out there. 

Redneck baby names are highly entertaining�

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Logan Shaw (@loganleeshaw) posted a lengthy video to his TikTok account earlier this month. The hilarious clip illustrated his belief that many existing words can be turned into adorable baby names.�

I made a list of words that I think would make cute baby names, he told his 164k followers. If they werent words for something else already. And they a little redneck.

The first name on his list was cigarette, though with an a on the end so it was Cigaretta. Logan claimed that this idea sounded like a Disney Princess, though the jury is still out on that one. 

Up next was Felony, but spelled like pheloneigh which Logan said was a pretty name like Melody. If youre naming a boy, then he suggested dropping the last letter and simply naming him Felon.�

For the next addition, Logan called on his followers to imagine a little red-haired boy riding down the street on his bike, no doubt delivering newspapers. He would name him Rifle. Yes, you read that one correctly. 

Apparently, naming your child Venison also sounds exotic and a boy named Barn would be great on a Little League team. 

How did TikTok react?

Logan’s suggestions sent the rest of social media into a feeding frenzy, though most admitted to liking his suggestions. Some even reported that they knew of someone with a strange name.�

One person wrote: I think Venison sounds like an old rich man in a manor. old man Venison Astor Rothschild the 3rd.

Another person argued: Cigaretta is the trailer park Cinderella.

Some other people suggested names of their own, as someone explained: Syphilis. Like Phylis, but its not.

I dated a girl named Felonie I swear on my life, someone shockingly revealed.�

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